If you have no motivation to do anything that isn't monetized within 7 days, you might have a Steemit account.

If you think that cryptocurrency and blockchain technologies can solve all the world's problems, despite knowing nothing about politics, philosophy, or international trade, you might have a steemit account.

If you have an inability to grasp one or more of the following: ethics, economics, game theory, basic literacy, or literally anything about being funny, you might have a steemit account.

If you finance your penchant for paying people to pretend they like you by upvoting various one-word comments and gumming up the network with your low-effort spam, then you might have 7000 steemit accounts.