COMEDY OPEN MIC WEEK 10

A funny conversation between a guy and a nigerian girl on facebook for the first time

Guy: Hello
Guy: I'm Richard Gates
Girl : (blushes).... (still blushing, obviously she's thinking of bill gates)
Guy: Hi
Guy:?????
Girl typing
Girl typing
After 30minutes. She replies him
Girl: Actually, my name is Maryann Anne Odidoo. I live at 26, Rumu, Portharcourt, Nigeria. I'm very pretty. I can cook. I can take care of you. I'm 5"9, light in complexion and i speak 7 languages including french, latin, german etc. I would love to know you better.
So tell me about your Dad Bill gates?
Girl: I can come and stay with you, you know.
Guy: Sorry, My dad isn't Bill gates and my friend call me "gates" because i'm a gate keeper in L.A, USA
Guy: So how old are you?

Girl angrily goes offline
Guy: Hey
Guy: ????????????
Guy:??????
Guy: I'm joking (laughs).
My Dad is bill gates
Girl: still crying
U said..........
Guy: Now i'm joking (laughs)
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