Comedy open mic Round 12. Laugh and puke on yourself.

So I decided to try out the comedy open mic contest.
I hope these make you laugh.

You see that picture above. That's is typically me running when I hear that my dad is back and I have not washed the shirt he gave to wash when he was leaving for work.
My dad don't joke. He can tell you to kneel down is July only for him to remember that you are still kneeling down in September.

Wow... Have you ever stolen meat from the cooking pot.
Nothing beats the adrenaline rush you feel in that 15 seconds it takes you to chew and swallow a full chicken lap.

And when you think that the mission was successful and you are about to close the pot and disappear from the kitchen you hear your someone clapping at the kitchen door.

"Nonso weldone, weldone".... your dad says.
So this is what has been happening to all the meat in this house?
Okay, go and lie down on the center table in the Palour.
...... At this point you know that your own is finished.

This is a lovely dog in picture the only mistake it ever did was eating Youruba Stew.
For beginners you don't eat Yoruba stew if you don't have a strong heart.
Even if you have a strong heart, make sure a fast moving car is beside you because you might be needing a fast ride through the town with your head probably stuck outside the car.

Have a nice day

I nominate @surpassinggoogle and @berniesanders to join the comedy open mic.