Why I love Sports - Comedy Open Mic Round 14
Wow, It's hard to believe that we are already 14 weeks into this thing.
To put 14 weeks into perspective...
- 14 weeks is longer than 2 of my marriages
- 14 weeks is the length of time it took me to get out of my 3rd rehab stint for glue sniffing
- 14 weeks is the amount of time the crypto market cap went from $100bln to $800bln
I must say that I am rather impressed that the chuckleheads behind the scenes have been able to continually grow this contest. Hell, I'm impressed that these chuckleheads haven't lost the login details.
If you like funny, think you have what it takes to be a funny, or have a body shaped like a pear, you will fit in perfectly.
Head over to the #comedyopenmic tag to get an idea of the laughter being spread, click on the @comedyopenmic account to find out more about how to get involved, and read THIS POST so you don't fuck anything up when submitting your entry.
Alright, enough with all the flaky stuff, lets get to the meat and potatoes.
I Love Sports
I Love all sports
I love watching sports, I love playing sports, I love drinking beer and thinking I know what I'm talking about in sports. This post is a visual representation of sports in all its glory, hope you enjoy.
Sports can make us believe that anything is possible
Sports allow us to show others our athletic prowess
Sports can give us our 5 seconds of fame
Sports give us something to hang on to when life seems dull
Sports motivate us to try new things
Sports challenge us to learn new skills
But most of all, sports make me realize that life is much safer on the couch with a 6 pack of beer
If you got a good chuckle out of this, feel free to tickle that little upvote button, your love is appreciated. I encourage all you chuckleheads reading this to get an entry in, but specifically @stimp1024 and @steevc, bring us some laughter.
so many needless paralyzing injuries and deaths in sports, totally unnecessary, this is why we have wars
Exactly, If everyone would just be content sitting on their couch, sipping suds, the world would be a more peaceful place
I play basketball like that too. My absolute favourite sport is hiding from my boss, but running away from responsibility is up there as well.
Run like the wind my friend, if they never catch you, they can’t blame you for anything
Definitely not a healthy sport.
But it's hard to get injured fighting with pizza and Doritos.
exactly, the bigger the gut, the better it serves as a table to rest the bowl of doritos on
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Ground breaking
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