Comedyopenmic Enrty 1: The Body of Christ by @katilinares
The Body Of Christ
One Sunday a homeless person approaches the church to take the ostia. is placed in the row to receive it, when it's his turn the ostia is over, the father quickly rips off a piece of the sole of his shoes and gives it to him:
-The body of Christ.
The poor man eats it chewing very hard.
When he leaves the church he asks a woman who left the church as well:
-Madam, what did they give you?
-They gave me the Body of Christ.
-Ammm Ok, because I think they gave me the leather of the balls of Christ
lol well that's an appropriate description. hope to see you in next week's contest!
👍 👍- that's some mean priest where you're from
Also welcome to Steemit @katilinares
@katilinares, that's funny. Is this entry 1 for Round 2? If it is, add Round 2 either in the title or in the text. Thank you
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