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Hi idikuci,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
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Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
you'll barely even feel it darling
That is sick... split my gut.
Careful, that's how they get in.
my dad always said it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, but in this case I'm not so sure
You didn't say "please"
It's not rape if you ask.
Its more subtle with a knife to her throat
In this case, it is better than a pain in the neck.
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You didn't say "please"