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I'm black and know Whoopi Goldberg (just kidding). I like your post, guess it's time to step up to the plate. Challenege accepted! lol

Aww, I was hoping for an autograph...

Thank you and good luck! I'm sure you can do it.

Sweet. Can't wait to see what you come up with.

looking forward to seeing your COM round8 entry @idenkcall :D

I laughed a little :D

Thank you! I'm glad you did.

I assumed this post would be shorter...

Good stuff @alheath. Thank you for the laughs.

I did my best. They do say that less is more.

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Mild and enjoyable. Thank you for your entry

Thank you!

I enjoyed that. Well written. Thanks for sharing

Thank you!

Not good at humor, but thank you for thinking of me.

No worries. I can nominate someone else, if you would prefer?

You should have asked him, "Do you know my boss, since you're both in the same business. You know, the business of being an inconsiderate, clueless, obnoxious a**hole." LOL

Aww, but I like my boss!

You are very fortunate, many people do not have the same opinion. :)

I'm short of words right now😂. I'm friends with some elves, I really hope this won't affect our new friendship.

As long as you don't run short of breath, you should be fine. I hope your friendship continues to grow over time.

People like you are in short supply 😁

Haha! Oh, the puns. What was going through his head to just keep going with the line of thought and making it worse? Probably nothing, lol.

I have no idea. Part of me would love to know. The other part lives in blissful ignorance.

This was really well done, honey! I'm glad I nominated you. ;-)

Thank you! I appreciate your nomination. I've written funny Facebook posts before, but this is my first time writing comedy for a competition.

Maybe I'll do it again...

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