Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 41

Hello @comedyopenmic this is my presentation, I hope you like it.
Today I'm going to tell you the story of two Morochos brothers who practice Karate, both black belt and have represented their state in national events, I met them in 2017 when my daughter was selected to represent the state in a national karate championship ...
I remember that at that time both were only eleven years old, at first sight they didn't look like brothers, there was so much difference in them, they reminded me of that movie by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, I think it was called "The Twins", just like them, both children didn't keep similarity except for their names Teylor and Keylor, if ....teylor and keylor.

Teylor is a dark, slim man with a short stature and a sweet look and keylor is a tall boy with white complexion and light brown hair with an impressive strength in the look.
For many months they trained for that championship along with my little daughter who made a special friendship with Taylor, who is the smaller in size of the two and more compatible with her by her character. Keylor, on the other hand, had a half-crossed and grumpy character, everything was annoying, it was easy to get angry.
At the beginning of the championship both children gave themselves to the passion of combat with strength and courage, they faced their opponents in different rounds, demonstrating courage in each of their fights.
The night before the final both children were very tense and were playing the final of the championship which was the next day, all participants had a great face of concern, because the rivals were of a high competitive level.
Taylor and Kaylor ate their nails, those two black belt champions couldn't control their nerves, they walked from one side of the hotel to the other.
The next day kaylor that strong and brave boy turned to tell his mother, you take me to the store where they sell sewing threads, and you call my grandmother to come and meet us as fast as you can, I need her presence.
That's how his mother took him to a lace and thread store and bought a big roll of knitting yarn along with some needles.
And that big boy with a hoarse and strong voice that was Kaylor went to the hotel room, he asked for a rocking chair and together with his grandmother he began to rock and weave, then you could hear Teylor and Keylor talking to his grandmother about what the stitches were, to make the best chain or rice sweater, or maybe cross stitch, unhinging when they made a mistake in the stitch and starting again. Those two strong, rude karatecas only calmed their nerves by weaving beautiful coats and scarves for their grandmother.

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