On Ballerinas and Strippers: Comedy Open Mic #7 second entry
When a lady dances using a horizontal pole, it is elegant. When a lady dances using that same pole turned vertical, it is dirty.
No matter which way the pole is set, if you climb on stage and sniff the hem of the lady's skirt, large men will stomp you and toss you in the street.
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hmm, could have sworn it wasn't the men i paid to toss me in public
Some actually have that fetish, so...
OKAY YEAH I paid them to beat me after they beat you up SO WHAT I hAvE mY De$irEs ToO Alrightt?!
If two ladies are dancing on the same pole, it may just be worth the stomping
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what is poles.....me no understand
👍👍👍- holes me understand! holes good! me love holes long time!
North Pole and South Pole.
In these two extremes, you'll find two dancers from extremes.
Watch a rocking woman video on the smart phone, then kiss her ass through the smart phone screen.
That will save you.
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