First post (after sex story)

in #comedy7 years ago (edited)

We're both tired, sweaty and satisfied, I'm putting on my clothes when suddenly I feel her pulling the back of my shirt, instinctively I pulled away from her, I start laughing and apologize, she gives me puppy eyes and asks if I want to cuddle (I don't want to, but saying no would make me look like an asshole and I'm trying to bang again in the future), so I lie there she comes and snuggles next to me, it's awkward, it's really awkward! -_- lol, my patience is quickly running out, idk what to say, a million lies are going thru my head in a matter of seconds, then the words just slipped out of my mouth:

"Well I gotta wake up early in the morning I should get going"

To which she replies:

"Yeah well you can crash here if you want to"

I respond:

"Trueeee"

Fuck! She has me against the ropes. Lie mofo lie!!!

(Cuddling for about 5 more minutes)

"Ehhhh I'm starving I think I gonna go to Taco Bell" (while standing up)

"Are you comi..."

(Literally fast walking my way to the door) "Hit me up byeeee"

I saw her only 2 more times after that incident, I still laugh just thinking about it lol, I should text her today and then not reply for a month or so hehehe

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