How to legally have a slave
It is better if your start this early (teens)but it is really never too late. You start by talking to ladies (or guys) then you go on some dates a few times, until you do the dirty. Once that is done, you hope and pray she (or you) is pregnant, so once thst happens and you had a kid, give it 6-8 years, treat it like a red-headed stepchild (maybe a little better) (check last post to learn how to treat a red-headed stepchild) and the kid will be doing your laundry in no time.
Or you could simplify the process by opening a private prison and using the exception in the 13th amendment that allows slavery to continue against anyone who is convicted of a crime.
Brilliant, as you can tell im not putting much research into my satirical content.
Not all content has to be highly researched. I like satire
I agree, the only issue with satire is it is too easy tk force content, which if you look, i already did sadly.
Keep up the great work @unicornmeth666
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THis is so sill Hahahah