"Here is the story of Little David, and how he started a new music form"
Here is the story of little David,
and how he started Rock and Roll.
Little David was a favorite of the King. He was just a young shepherd boy.
He knew nothing about swords or war, but all the King's warriors were
Being slaughtered by the Giant, Goliath.
David wanted to help, but he was no warrior.
When David saw the size of Goliath, all he had with him was his sling,
fashioned for a blue suede tennis shoe tongue.
He searched diligently in the whereabouts of the
stream bed for a smooth flat, slick river rock.
And be-HOLD!
He came upon a smooth, flat, slick river rock, and
he placed it in his folded blue suede tennis shoe tongue,
and wound up thusly:
V-v-v-v VING went the rock,
FAP! It hit the giant and he say
Oooo! 
Cause it hurt Dear Hearts.
So that is how Little David started Rock and Roll;
He took a rock and
ROLLLLLED the Giant. 😈
"Little David and Rock and Roll"
by
Jerry E Smith
©12/4/17
paraphrased from a comedy routine by
Brother Dave Gardner
Naked man on my screen, on top of my feed...kind of thinking this should be marked, "not safe for work," even if you are posting about something appropriate. I think this picture is inappropriate.
I'm sorry you feel that way @mountainmamma, it is a work of art. A painting, you would see
In a museum. Do you think works of art depicting naked people are inappropriate?
You only see him from the back, I just don't understand that attitude. 😞