Erchivo and His New Investment Strategy

in #comedy5 days ago

One day, Erchivo is checking the crypto market on his phone when he suddenly sees that everything is in the red. Desperate, he searches for advice online and finds an article that says:

💡 "To invest successfully, you must think like a millionaire."

Erchivo gets excited and thinks:
— Of course! If I want to be a millionaire, I need to act like one.

He quickly calls his bank and confidently says:
— Hello, I’d like to open a Swiss bank account.

The employee responds:
— Of course, sir! How much will you be depositing?

Erchivo replies:
— Well… I don’t have any money yet, but I’m practicing the millionaire mindset. Can you help me with that?

The bank hangs up. Erchivo sighs and mutters:
— Looks like the millionaire mindset doesn’t include insufficient funds…

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