Midnight

MM: get home at midnight and knocks the door:

Wife: Go back to where you are coming from!

MM: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool!

Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?

**So MM stands near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, takes a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool !!!!..Scheweew..!!!!

**Wife hears, opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. MM quickly sneaks into the house then locks the door.

Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!

MM: Shout till all the neighbors wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only a pant and bra!