Warning Offensive!

Every one love chicken, right? So, you would think that starting a restaurant that serves chicken on a handy skewer would be a surefire hit. I imagined that people would be lined up around the block waiting to just get a taste of my meet! But no. The bank refused my loan, the wife said that even if I somehow manage to get my ideal off the ground that she would have nothing to do with me or the business.
Yes, I know that most new restaurants go under within the first year, but I know with my gimmick my restaurant would be a hit. Like I said the chicken would be serve on a stick so you wouldn't get your fingers covered in grease and oil. To drive the gimmick home the place needs a memorable name.
The name of the restaurant would be "Cock Sucker's " get it because the chicken is on a stick like a sucker a.k.a a Lolly or Lolly pop! I even had plans for hats and t-shirts to advertise with the company name and logo. I was also going to roll out an exclusive membership package that would let those who wished to buy and exclusive company t-shirt saying, "I'm a Cock Sucker". like Dr. Pepper did back in the 80's "wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?" Oh well I guess somethings are just not meant to be.