Getting Ignored Via Text: I Know What To Do

 Try a simple list question like this:

Please press 1 to party,

Please press 2 if you are mad,

Or please select 3 for the main menu.

The best response is 3 because they could be interested in all the options you are willing to offer for them.

They also could be expecting food or party supplies and might hope those are in the main menu.

They could also find the main menu mysterious and you mysterious and might just want to talk to you as much as possible and hate to text.

They also might hate you and selected the main menu because they hated the other 2 options and they probably hate your stupid new game.

I have solid evidence it works because it is brilliant and this is probably the most valuable article you have ever read.

Don't use it to badger anyone if you are just looking for illegal drugs or alcohol, and of course if you work in a sales department. If you work in sales and you use my method to buy drugs, don't even donate. Just buy up as much drugs as you can and do them until you drop 

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