Why Are Fire Trucks Red? (Comedy)
Have you ever asked "Why are Fire Trucks red?", well I have an answer.
Fire trucks have 8 wheels and 4 passengers, add them and you get 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was said to have a posture as straight as a ruler. There was a ship that sailed the seas called "Queen Elizabeth", and in the seas there are fish. And fish have fins. And Finland fought Russia, And Russia has red on its flag. That is why Fire Trucks are red! (Ok, not really.)
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