Announcing "Ultimate Zoo Battle": A Tournament Style Deathmatch Between Zoo Animals!

Is your tender, unassuming body ready for the event of the century? Enter the ruthless, brutal world of Ultimate Zoo Battle! Every day, two animals commonly found in a zoo will be pit against each other in a fight to the death! Which will emerge victorious?

YOU decide. Vote for which animal you want to win, and write a brief explanation of why you think it would emerge victorious. The decision will be made based on the crowd favorite, balanced against the quality of the reasoning given in support of one or the other combatant's victory.

The rules are simple. Two animals enter, one animal leaves. In matches between a land animal and aquatic animal, the battlefield will be flooded up to a height where both animals can move comfortably, or divided in half between a land and water area as necessary.

When the dust and blood settle, there will be only one remaining survivor, crowned the Grand Champion of Ultimate Zoo Battle. It begins tomorrow, so pick your favorite combatant now and begin devising strategies!

^{Stay Cozy!}