Coke Bottle Hips To The Whole 2 Liter!
"Damn homes! What hapened? When you met her she had coke bottle hips.... now she da whole two liter!" Said someone about to fall off the xmas card list
"And I went from fence post to forklift, whats yer point? Congratulations, you can afford food and got off the white dope? Said I.
“Is that what you meant? Or am I about to stomp a mud puddle in your ass? “
Statute of limitations forbids I go any further with this story....