Hostile takeover of drug dispensing enlightenment machines (ICO announcement)

One life goal has been a hostile takeover of espresso machine manufacturers, so I could covertly install liquid LSD modules timed to a future solar eclipse. A mass simultaneous dosing of Starbucks customers seems like a noble social effort.

April 21, 2024 is the day of our launch. Buy ICO token staracidbucks and let's get to work. A token with real utility & viable mayhem.

(Photos of our dedicated followers in the park)