猫想杀死你的10个征兆

in #cn7 years ago

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如何判断你的猫是否想干掉你?
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凝视:如果你避开它的目光就是在示弱,它很快就会杀死你

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带给你死掉的小动物:这不是礼物,这是警告

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踩肚皮:它在检查你的内脏哪里最弱

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躲在暗处偷窥:观察你的生活习惯

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睡在电脑上:想尽办法阻挠一切人类的通讯方式

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当你睡觉的时候摸你的脸:它在尝试闷死你

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当你走进一间房间时见到猫冲出来:它的伏击失败了

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扒猫砂:它在练习如何掩埋尸首

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