it Looks Like You're Writing a Letter. Would You Like Some Help With That? (Clippy From MS Word) (with RANT)

it Looks Like You're Writing a Letter. Would You Like Some Help With That?
That is what "Clippy" said to people in MS Word.
He said it It looks like you're writing a letter, and I'm going to help you with that. Whether you like it, or not. sometimes too.
He has (5) Ponies. He had (4) but he recklessly wished for another.
and now he has 5 Ponies!
He was in Office 97 to 2003, and got discontinued in 2007.
so sad

Microsoft made this new stupid "Resume Assistant" which will not help you write letters.
He was the main character in the game "Ribbon Hero 2"

Now Here Comes The Rant Microsoft

WHY DID YOU REMOVE CLIPPY? WHY WHY WHY HE HELPED ME WRITE LETTERS YOU ARE A LETTER EVERYTHING IS A LETTER EVERYONE IS A LETTER YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? BRING CLIPPY BACK NOW

HE HELPED ME WRITE LETTERS

THE LETTERS IN THE NEW WORDS LOOK LIKE THIS (dere ballgetes brang buck c;ip[y hw hwl[ed mw writq leyyers.)

YOU SEE HOW HORRIBLE I WRITE WITHOUT CLIPPY?????

I AM SUEING YOU SUE.

YES YOU SUE

BRING BACK CLIPPY

LETTERS
LETTERS
LETTERS
WE NEED LETTERS
LETTERS
LETTERSLETTERSLETTERSLETTERSLETTERSLETTERSLETTERS.