How to explain God

Found this piece interesting. You might like it. Read.
One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die so there will
be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think
because they are smaller and easier to make. That way, He doesn't have to take up His valuable time
teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.
God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some
people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to
the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything there must be a terrible lot of noise in
His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off. God sees everything and hears everything and
is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your
mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.
Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in my area. At least there
aren't any who come to our church.
Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles
and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of Him
preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind like His Father and He told His
Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said OK.
His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him
He didn't have to go out on the road anymore, He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps
His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and
which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary only more
important.
You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to hear you because they got it worked out so one
of them is on duty all the times. You should always go to Church on Sunday because it makes God
happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip church to do something
you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong! And, besides, the sun doesn't come
out at the beach until noon anyway.
If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents
can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can.
It is good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't swim very good
and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.
But you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can
take me back anytime He pleases.
And that's why I believe in God."