A joke
A woman was cheating on her husband with her lover when without warning a knock came loudly off the bedroom door. The woman panicked.
"Oh! That must be my husband!" With no time to think, the woman got her lover into her huge cooking pot. But alas, it was another lover at the door not her husband. Heaving a sigh of relief this woman resumed conjugation with her new lover. But alas at the very climax of passion, a knock came on the door again.
"Certainly my husband!" Cried the woman who quickly made her boyfriend carry the big pot.
"Who is this guy!" wailed her suspicious husband as she let him in. "Oh! He is a neighbor who only came to borrow our huge pot" With that she let her lover out with the huge pot settled on his head.
After trudging the street for a few minutes, the young man let down the pot musing " I wonder why the pot is so heavy" He opened the pot but to his amazement a young man was hiding inside! Angrily he asked "Man! Why are you in some woman's pot!" The young man replied "The very same reason you are carrying the pot"