A Confused Chimp

A Confused Chimp had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

A Confused Chimp desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to smash. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

A Confused Chimp desperately wanted a CD player that they would embrace. It should be an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

A Confused Chimp desperately wanted a bottle of beer to share. It was a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

A Confused Chimp desperately needed a big sponge to smash. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Confused Chimp needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.