tekashi 6ix9ine gets popped

in #celebrity6 years ago (edited)

i've written about the enigma that is 6ix9ine before, sadly did not get a chance to follow up. but this just in

he is in gen pop

let's evaluate the situation, shall we?

5 days ago we see this on his instagram feed:

i'm firing my whole crew

he fails to go into detail as to why he's firing everyone, but all of his shows are cancelled, everyone is off the payroll.

coincidence? seriously doubtful

shortly after that we see him on the breakfast club talking about the reasons he fired his crew.

they shorted him money? that's enough to go ahead and fire everyone? ok. maybe there's more to it.

how about you have an album dropping on 11/23/18 and you've been tipped off that the feds are going to nail you on rico charges?

can you say, tipped off? i think so.

as of yesterday and through today we see countless headlines that he's been indicted

example

this is not fake news, public record shows actual legal proceedings occurring, meanwhile the internet in all of it's

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is thinking that this is some sort of tupacrise from the dead shit promoting his new album on friday

sure.... let's go ahead and think for a moment that he has enough money to sway feds/courts/etc to promote his album and stage the world's biggest troll campaign

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the bloke is worth about 4-5m usd. hardly enough to buy a government

nope, he is in cuffs and sitting comfy in gen-pop waiting to face the music

no more sitting-sideways in cop cars for you sir.

get the strap

so here's the deal.

i dig the lad's music. it's catchy as fuck, it hits with the masses, and it sounds good banging in your shadow whip.

but, i do not condone criminal activity so he loses my punch on the ballot

and while i do not condone criminal activity of any sorts, i would provide a tad bit of advice.

if you're going to be a criminal, use your brain if you have one. money won't buy everything, you just think it will. if you are so inclined to be a criminal ffs at least think first.

but alas... he has plenty of time to think.

60 years to life.

wonder if the hair dye will hold until he's 90?

let us take a moment of silence to shake our head

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