You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: OMG, You Gotta Come Check This Out!View the full contextView the direct parentthemerrylotus (55)in #cats • 7 years ago How do you get bubblegum outta your hair? Cancer.
The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.
Conversely, my life expectancy gets shorter every day.
Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
The richest cat is Blackie who was left £15 million by his owner, Ben Rea.
You'd be surprised how I can purr like a kitten, if the price is right.
Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.
I bet if I ran around eating household plants some would be poisonous to me too.