The Cat Translator - part 1

Being able to talk to ones cat has been a fascination of cat lovers for centuries.

I know you can already talk with your cat, but what IF you could use actual "human" words ?

Does your cat swear?
Does you cat laugh inside?
What does your cat dream about?

I'm actually working on a software that uses linguistics to translate cat noises in to people speak.
It's incredibly crude at the moment and I need more cat video recordings (with explanations of what you think was happening at the time).
But we'll come to that, LATER when I can explain exactly how I need these.

MEANTIME STAY TUNED to "the cat translator" posts as I bring you some fun stuff and some serious stuff.
And did I mention the fun stuff yet?

PUUUURRRRR