Dating on the Internet these days be like..

Why hello there fellow human!

I just wanted to say a few things about myself: 

My ambitions are world domination and becoming master of the universe. I love the color PURPLE & BLUE 

(I think it looks rather fetching on me) 

Um what else... I'm a pretty easy going guy when I'm not fighting the forces of "good". I think that sums my important attributes up for now, we can chat more about me if you decide to reply. I've included a pic of myself and I hope you have a fantastic day!

If you think we might be a fit then uh... reply to my post. :]

Also, my favorite TV show is definitely It's always sunny in Philly
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that show is freaking hilarious to me.