Some Guys Have all the Luck - by@awgbibb

The title is the first line of a Rod Stewart Song, Wonderful Singer , Had a Habit of Marrying extremely Good looking Women and then everything would go Bad.

I remember reading something he wrote , but I am sure has not stuck to :-

" I am not marrying again , I will just find a woman I don't like, and buy her a House!"

What has this got to do with Crashing Fancy Cars?

All will come to light?

There was a very Wealthy Gentleman in Krugersdorp , Bought his Son a Lamborghini !

Was not Fast enough , so A Porsche Turbo was next! ( did not bother to hand back the Lamborghini)

Then , as cars don't Fly ( despite some articles I have seen on Steemit, Remember this!)

Dad bought him a Helicopter?, which he famously dropped in the Vaal dam!

Next Dad handed him the Business, Strangely , it no longer exists!

Many years ago My Mother in Law went for Driving Lessons , and by some Miracle ( I assume some cash changed hands) got her Licence!

She bought the exact same car that she had been taught in a 2 -Door Ford Escort!

I was married to Chris, and Henry, My Best friend was dating Elize, her Sister.

The Car would not be parked in Berg St. Hamburg, till Henry or I came around ( as she could not reverse)

Nevertheless we could not park it for her , without being instructed in the correct manner to reverse?, as she was the only person in the family who had gone for professional Driving Lessons!

I remember once being given a lift by My MIL ( Mother in Law) I was in the back ( 2 door remember?) My kids were in the Car with Me, Parked the Car sideways blocking both lanes of Golf Club Terrace on a Blind Bend from both Directions!

The Back Windows did not open so there was no escape, I never ever, got in a car again , where she had the controls!

This was a road that I regularly raced on with both Motorbikes and Modified Cars, I was terrified!

I told Chris I did not want My Children in her car again ( women never listen).

To watch her Drive was a wonder to behold?, when pulling away the poor car would do a sort of Bunny hop with the rear wheels chirping in protest , the car would kind of settle down ( in fear) waiting for the Magic Wand ( Gear shift) to spring into action again! Causing the Car even more Pain!

Not sure why she actually got a car as a Broom needs far less maintenance?

She did eventually lose the Car , claimed she was Hi-Jacked ! Left the car running , got out to open the Gates , and some enterprising young fellows rode off in her car!

I am quite sure that a consortium of concerned citizens ( neighbours) hired these Guys to reduce their chances of an early demise!

All Videos are Courtesy of YouTube, they are not my property!

Until I watched these, I did not realise that My Mother in Law had been giving Driving Lessons?

Back to flying Cars, If you've ever driven on South African Roads, where maybe 40% of the people on the Roads have legitimate driving licences , very few stop at Traffic Lights , ( regardless of colour, )Stop Streets are a suggestion .

I am going to find someone with war surplus anti-aircraft cannon, I am sure I will make a fortune from people not wishing to have cars crash into their houses!

My point with all this is?, getting legitimate Driving Licences would be for those who cannot afford to buy them ?, and cannot afford these sort of Cars?

I am of course, generalising here, I would love to own one of these!

Hope you enjoy my Rant, My friends!