My HandJob Entry and Story... Yes, there is a story...

whatsup (75)in #busy • 5 years ago

Swoop entered the SteemChat discord nagging me about entering his #handjob contest...

Soyrosa was in there and she actually has pretty hands, is creative and can take photos, so she started bragging and bragging and bragging and bragging about how fancy her handjob was.

I couldn't stand it... she was posting pictures of her handjob all over the screen.

I got so envious that I used my hand to block out the image of her beautiful shot...

Suddenly I realized... I had a shot...

I took out my phone camera and realized I am terrible at taking steady pictures with two hands...

What the heck.. I took my one handed hand shot and here it is.

After I posted it.. they viciously trolled me about my coke nails... whatever that means...

Here is my sad entry plus proof of trolling, for the #handjob contest!

@whatsup

#handjob #creativecoin #palnet #contest #fun

5 years ago in #busy by whatsup (75)

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skramatters (66) 5 years ago

Hj's are what got me where I am today, and ambidextrous international man of misery..

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whatsup (75) 5 years ago

congratulations!

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soyrosa (74) 5 years ago

Flagged for being the saddest handjob on Steem.

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whatsup (75) 5 years ago

Someone needed to do it.

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steemflow (72) 5 years ago

Hahaha...saw many good #handjob...👍. I was more curious to see behind the scene...but then #cokenails hold me up....what actually it means still trying to nail it🤯

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trumpman (72) 5 years ago

I like handjobs

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abitcoinskeptic (73) 5 years ago

I think I'll take a handjob picture a little later this afternoon, but I'm going to do a contest combo post, lol. Who doesn't like double-dipping?

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whatsup (75) 5 years ago

oh that sounds clever and amazing.

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abitcoinskeptic (73) 5 years ago

Well, the post is out. Hope you like it.

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pele23 (68) 5 years ago

Handjobs and coke nails in one sentence... 😮 This place keeps on surprising me!

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whatsup (75) 5 years ago

lol

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