Chongqing people make fun of everyday life

CCTV reporter asked the survivors of Chongqing self-ignited bus: Is there a hammer on the bus?
Survivor: There's a hammer!
Reporter: There is a hammer. Why don't you break the window with it?
Survivor: Mod! There's a hammer with a hammer!
Reporter: What? Two more hammers?
Survivor: Oh, let me tell you about a hammer!
Reporter: We're talking about hammers.
Survivor: I tell you not to shake!
Reporter: What on earth is on that bus?
Survivor: There's a wool!
Reporter: There used to be wool! No wonder it burns so fast!
Survivors, dead.