Terofor 2020-08-01
Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. When we do battle, it
is only because we have no choice.
-- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5
"I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now
when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ..."
-- Steven Wright
"I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'"
-- Tammy Faye Bakker