Dating tips for men

There's nothing worse than the phrase "out of your league" when it comes to dating. It's like the English language conspired to put four words together to remind you that there's a class of women out there that you're never, ever supposed to get near.
Fortunately, this is (at least usually) nonsense. There are more examples than we can think of where you find a gorgeous woman on the arm of a guy who is completely, almost offensively ordinary to the rest of us.

So how do those guys go about doing it? Well the short answer is they treat beautiful women like they would any other, and hopefully have a bit of charm and smarts to go with it. Of course, we're hoping you don't settle for the short answer, and instead read ahead for our tips on how to date an attractive woman.

Respect Her Intellect

Tina Fey is both smart, and really, really good looking. Her long-time husband, Jeff Richmond, is not (although he is, we're told, a brilliant piano player.) So how did the 5'3" Richmond woo her? By taking her to a museum on their first date. It worked brilliantly. He then suggested taking her to the strip club with a bunch of friends. It went less well:

"The f*ck you will,” was Fey's response.

Sometimes it's best to stick to the museum.
You can dream though, right?

Have An Intellect

If you ever needed some incentive to become a world-famous, award-winning novelist (albeit with the odd fatwa against you), you only need look at the love life of Salman Rushdie. Rushdie doesn't scream "raging sex appeal" — he's 5'7", aging and frumpy, and yet does nothing but date and marry a stream of ridiculously attractive women. Put it this way, the author, who wrote Midnight's Children — as well as the slightly controversial Satanic Verses — was Mr. Padma Lakshmi until 2007. The couple divorced, and so he reportedly bounced back with the not-unattractive Indian model Riya Sen, and when that fell apart dated a bunch more beautiful women, including Pia Glenn, pictured below.
"All I had to do was write a book, and now I've got more game than 99% of you poor bastards"

The man quite simply gives hope to erudite people the world round. Any deficiencies in his looks were more than made up for with his brains; so remember, if you think a girl's out your league, exercise your thinking muscle just a little bit.
Riya Sen, Rushdie's ex. Men all over the world are currently being inspired to write a literary masterpiece.

Relax

An attractive girl hits on you. Ninety percent of the time this should run smoothly, but occasionally little panic synapses will start firing away in your brain and you'll feel the uncontrollable urge to say something stupid or get irredeemably uptight.
"Must... not... say anything stupid."

Just remember, she's probably not thinking, "I'm attractive, therefore everybody around me should tremble," and on the off-chance she is, you probably isn't someone you'd want to date anyway. So take it easy, act natural and you never know what'll happen. You'll definitely have a better chance than if you act like a deer in the headlights.
"Yep, I've said something stupid."

Be Fun

Being fun doesn't hurt either; it might have landed you Anne Hathaway, had you just gotten your act together earlier. Hathaway recently married long-time boyfriend Adam Shulman, who, rumor has it, is actually a "normie" like the rest of us.

How'd he do it? Well, she actually got together with him by pursuing him, asking him out on a trip. She explained her logic thusly: "Of all the people in LA, I thought I'd have the best time with that guy Adam."