Boltu: I have a problem Being

in #boltu7 years ago

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Boltu: I have a problem
Being
Doctor: What?
Boltu: Whenever I talk to him
Do not see
Doctor: When is it ..?
Boltu: When talking on the phone.
.
● Get angry because of biting too much mosquitoes
Boltu consumed poison. .... said,
Eat blood, eat and die.
.
● The jailer: tomorrow is your dawn 5
Will be hanged.
The bolt laughing at it.
Jill: Why laugh ..?
Bolt: Hey!
I did not wake up before 9am.
.
● Buy boultry vegetables in the market
Have gone .....
Water on Vegetable Vegetables
Spinning. See the bolt
He kept quiet for a while.
After a little while he said, "If they have knowledge
Come back, there's one out there
Give me kilo
So. "
.
● Money from bolt ATM
Was looking at. Another from the rear
He said, "O ... oh! I
I've seen your password, that's it
Is four aceticus (****)
Boltu: 'Oh! You are wrong
That's 2786 '
.
● Police: You married ..? Bolt
: Yes, with a woman.
Police: Hey! Taito, no one what
Married to the boy ..?
Boltu: Yes, you have done it! Me
Sister.
.
● Nurses in hospital: Congratulations,
Have a son in your house
Boltu: Arriba! What technology
Era, bbi
The hospital and the boys were in the house.
.
● Cut a fly wing of bolt
He asked me to fly, but fly
Do not fly
Boltu: So from here
It is proved that if the wings are cut,
The fly does not hear.
.
● Bolt while watching the marathon:
Why are so many people running ..?
Person: It's a marathon, everyone
Running, Champion will be rewarded.
Boltu: If only champion
If the prize gets, then the rest are running
Why ..?
.
● Bolto is a pizza order
Gave.
Bearer: Sir, I'll beat it eight,
Not four piss ..?
Boltu: Do it four, it is eight
Will be more, I can not eat .....

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