So, how are the chickens getting on? Are they all dead yet, now you don't have time to look after them? Why haven't you shown them for weeks?

What about your bountiful greenhouse? All dead?

Fish? Dead?

Cats? How many of them are still hanging on? When are you going to take responsibility for them, and get them sterilised? Or are you planning on using them restocking, ready for next year's mouse explosion?

Have you fixed the chalet roof yet? The greenhouse roof? When are you going to move the workshop solar panels? They have been in full shade for weeks. Who in their right mind installs solar panels 20 yards from a stand of tall trees anyway? Especially when they have a large open lawn like you do...

Will you be off to Canada for Christmas this year, or visiting Melanie and Michelle?

Have you bought them any gifts?

Why don't you show your viewers how successful you are at this homesteading lark, instead of just talking about it?