"The Life of Pi", sounds vaguely familiar. I'll look it up.

Ah, so it's a new addition to your collection. When did you start wearing wigs? I've never worn a wig, not even for a Halloween costume, so I wonder about them in a way. You wear them very well, you are the Wig Woman. That almost sounds like wigwam.

All these W's are fun to say out loud. 8^D