My plan for surviving on this planet after civilization collapses is simple: Disappear into the mountains for about a week, which I figure is more than enough time for the majority of people to die in the ensuing chaos. Then return from the mountains and start helping myself to all the food and shit that's left behind. I'm sure there will be lots of jars full of money lying around, too, but obviously I won't need those.

_{I seriously can't wait for the apocalypse}