The Lord of The Thrones of Hobbity Ring Games.......The story of 'The Queen of Dragons.' (part , something)

Daenerys Targaryen, also known as The Queen of dragon's was the only survivor of the house of Targaryen.

After a drunken brawl one night with 'G and 'T' Alf', the entire house of Targaryen was destroyed.
He also turned the three wise sages into dragon's, shrunk them, and then sealed them in eggs, to forever be angry, and also a little bit claustrophobic.
Alf spell could never be broken, but they could be set free by throwing the eggs into the fires.
" Let the little fuckers burn a little, before they ever get released," He laughed to himself.

Daenerys Targaryen saw this destruction, and magic, and vowed to get her revenge on Alf, one day.
And so she fled, deep into the wild deserts lands , because she absolutely had no sense of direction.

Daenerys wasn't the brightest star in the sky, intellectually speaking- but she was one of the most psychopathic.

After some health and fitness trainers came across her wandering alone, they vowed to get her strong again, and enrolled her in the 'thigh sexy for skimpy dress' program.
And so it was... they marched her and then marched her some more, both day and night - never letting her rest until the day finally came....(about a week).
She was ready.
And her thighs were ready.

But she looked like shite after all that marching through the desert, and so they took her to meet 'ye olde srubber upper', otherwise known as Sir Gillette.
After giving her a free months membership to all their gyms, (with a complimentary sauna deal included), they introduced her to the man with available hygiene products.

....Leaving the health and fitness employees behind, she approached Sir Gillette hoping for some good fortune...

.....and good luck was on her side that evening. Sir Gillette saw through the caked on sand, dust- and very strangely shaped pubic hair - and saw only the beautiful girl hiding underneath.

He fell besottedly in love with her, right there and then - which turned out to be very, very unfortunate for him....

As time went by, she grew stronger and was able to wear skimpy, thigh revealing dresses, at will.

Sir Gillette obediently became her willing cuckhold as she used him as a donkey.
He happily hauled around the box of eggs behind her, that she refused to part with.
Four slipped discs later, and a hernia that was due to explode at any moment, she finally told him to lay the box down...
And then told him to stop being so bloody lazy and get some firewood, for they needed a massive pyre for the eggs, to set the imprisoned dragons free...

...and so the eggs were burnt in the fires, with lots of loud expletives emanating from within, and of mostly a very misogynistic nature..

The Queen of Dragons was borne, as her children fell out from the embers...

"For fucks sake, that was hot! ", Was the very first words to emerge from her offspring's tiny open mouths...

"Can we eat the cuck?", Was the second...

Coming up In part 2...

Daenerys raises her children, and gets used to dragon's flatulence..

....the dragons grow into adulthood...

....And Daenerys's struggles to keep her newfound sexuality under control...