A whore house and an offer all in the life of a pizza delivery men.

Hiya guys,

from time to time I have been known to deliver a few pizza for a local shop, this can sometimes have a story to it and I have been saving some up for other times and I have got some great ones to tell you.

Tonight was a funny night, I lost my temper as I got stuck in a traffic jam, there was no need for my anger but I get paid per delivery and if I am stuck in traffic I am losing out on money so it go on top of me.

My boss phoned to find out if I was alright as I had been gone on a delivery for 45 minutes and I still hadn't returned, normally the same delivery would have taken me 15 minutes there and back, but like I said I was stuck and there was nowhere for me to go except sit and what tail lights.

Finally when I got back to the shop the owner said to me not to worry, he gave me a little smile, this guy is great by the way, he is not like other bosses, he is so laid back you would think he is a sleep. he also has the heart of gold, and will do anything to help anyone.

He said to me that he had a delivery that would cheer me up, he passed me the receipt and and whispered to me that it was a whore house. he couldn't say it loud as his misses was working in the shop and she is opposed to this.

He gave me directions and told me when I got there is to walk in through the front door and press the bell, Off I went with a little smile on my face thinking that he was having me on.

I got to the building with a big blue neon light outside, I parked up and made my way in through the front door, on the wall was a sign saying ring bell and look up, so I did.

I was greeted by this bear of a man, I am 20 stone and 6 foot, this guy was muscle and bigger than me, he looked at me and very bluntly told me to walk in, I thought I was going into prison.
I walked through this door to a room full of half naked women, women with thongs on, and no bras, women who were dancing in front of men i was taken back a little bit.

The bear of a man then told me to put my bag down, so I did, I thought to myself I am not in a good place right now. he patted me down then told me to take my bag to the bar. so i did as I was told.

there were 2 old girls behind the bar serving drinks to customers, I went to the bar and placed the bag down as I was approached by this naked girl, she whispered in my ear that I should come back later for a free one as she thought I was gorgeous.

The lass behind the bar paid me my mum and gave me a tip, the girl who was making small talk to me was grabbing my bum and asking what I was doing later, I was confident with my reply, I am going home to my wife and children when I finish, I am sorry.

She found this to be more of me playing hard to get and decided to whisper more into my ear, I got my bag and quickly made my escape. I won't be telling my wife about this as it might upset her.

As I got in my car another car pulled in front of me with two young lads in, they were all laughing and joking with each other as I could hear them with my window down, one of the lads said to me, is it any good in there, I said to them -fuck yeah, I had 3 girls in one room for an hour and a half. these guy looked at me turned and got back in their car, they drove off and didn't even go in the place. maybe I scared them a little bit just like the bear of a man did to me.

@artonmysleeve