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RE: Zombie Coworking and Management Strategies
To: Renee Nouveau
From: Shay Perrings
Subject: Re: Re: Bryan
Hey that was fast Renee! Nice to see things moving forward for a change in this company. That Bryan, someone should have fired him by now.
Anyway about thursday? How about we go for a drink afterwards? I would love to show you my spoon collection. Maybe we could even do some shining together. Sure Renee, I will keep my lips for sealed.. till thursday. Totally get it, don't want this to get thrown in the grinder before it is verified.
Shay Perrings
Human Resources
To: Shay Perrings
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Bryan
Are you flirting with me? As you know from the mass email I sent to All Staff over the weekend, security guard Hugh Jordan who was definitely not my boyfriend was killed defending the copy machine repair guy on Level ✂ from ravenous mutant plant zombies.
Due to my... er our loss as a company of this tall, strong, brave, and productive security guard I need some time to myself to figure things out and properly mourn.. Thursday is just too soon... so how about after work on Friday?
...er... I mean, Shay, you might see things differently after Thursday's "union" meeting. very differently. So let's just get through that meeting.
Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
To: Renee Nouveau
From: Shay Perrings
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Bryan
Whoa, that would be so against company policy! I wouldn't dare.. You know how it is here. One wrong word and you could get suspended for months. Like Linda from the mailroom, she hasn't been around for a while. It didn't pass by my desk anyway..
Right, that was a real bummer what happened to Hugh. Anyway, looking forward to our "date" on thursday lol ;));).
Shay Perrings
Human Resources