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RE: Subject: Computer with Squishy Bits?? [Blockcorp Roleplay]
To: Renee Nouveau
From: holoz0r
Subject Re: Support Ticket #68983 Squishy Computer?
Hi Renee,
I hope this email finds you well. Please find enclosed in the attachment the code for the wall safe marked 'put in notoriously long code in case of emergency.' It's the grey one, next to the one thats shale in colour, and adjacent to the one that is made of zinc.
Inside, you'll find a note documenting your exact evacuation route. We can't fix your computer.
Regards,
holoz0r
Service Desk Agent
Some shitty outsourced IT company.
To: [email protected]
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject Re: Re: Support Ticket #68983 Squishy Computer?
Oh you must be from the new Australian IT company...
G'day, Mate and thank you for the timely response.
The thing has crawled back into my computer case on it's own accord, but the whirring sound is still going on.
Also, the code you gave me (8OO8S) worked but inside the grey safe is a note that says "in case of emergency" and a cyanide pill. Management Level Ω should have chocolate flavored arsenic and strychnine tablets in their wall safes... not cyanide.
Sincerely,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division