Your story @ced000 is cracking me up :)

I've just read your post and I really liked it :)

cotton plant requires about 20,000 litres of water to produce just a kilogram (1kg) of cotton wool.

Damn. I never knew that. Seriously, that much water?

I love your imagination hahaha. One of the best reviews I've seen so far. And you've managed to put such a huge smile on my face already.

Thank you for your constant support @ced000

Yours
Piotr