Man sold his testicles to buy his dream car

Mark Parisi is a man. Like many men, Mark Parisi has two testicles. Like fewer men, Mark Parisi has decided he does not need two testicles, and would prefer instead to have one testicle and his dream car.

Which is why Mark Parisi is to donate one of his testicles – we don’t know which – to medical research in exchange for 35,000 US dollars. Which is around £22,000. With his larger wallet – which shall doubtless fit snugly alongside his newly downsized genitalia.

Mark Parisi made this revelation on American station CBS’s show The Doctors. We have no idea whether car-for-organ bartering is standard fare for The Doctors. (“Next week, find out if Tyler’s auction of his gall-bladder makes him enough to buy that second-hand Austin Princess he always dreamed of!”)

Still, Mark Parisi’s revelation raises a number of ethical and moral dilemmas. What is the value of a testicle? Is the sale of non-vital organs just the start of an inexorable, terrifying slide into a Never Let Me Go-style dystopia?

But it is not our position to comment on these matters. We wish him a happy life with his dream car and without a testicle. He found a way out of his misery! did you?

Comment down what you think about Mark Parisi, or if you've any better idea that would've saved his testicles without even losing his dream car. And What are you gonna do about your dream car?