The cat pissed on my couch!

This is a bad place to be as a man. If my wife ever kicks me out of bed, I'll have to sleep on a couch that smells like cat urine so badly. She loves cats...she would rather snuggle the cat in bed than me. So...help me stay out of the doghouse (or catbox) for at least another year... I need to buy her new furniture! Please donate towards the keep-me-off-the-couch fund and help me get my wife new furniture (so at least if I get kicked out of bed, it will be comfortable and not so smelly).

Thanks!!!

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