Amusingly, a boy I was friends with aged 7 and who taught me how to play monopoly, went on to become VP of Goldman Sachs in one of their large regional sections.. He would always be banker when we played monopoly and he always won - with me wondering how he was stealing money.. I never caught him stealing. In real life though, the methods of their theft are not so hard to find! I'm sure JP Morgan can't be too different in their M.O.