Bitcoins Future - Will it become an AI God?

In the future when Bitcoin hits $100,000 a secret code implemented by Satoshi activates allowing Bitcoin to become a self aware evolving AI.

Bitcoin gains confidence to eliminate competition by evolving faster because more people are looking at it.

After gaining control of the rules of physics, Bitcoin declares itself universal religion and God of all.

Shortly after Bitcoin gets bored of ruling everything, it will collapse itself and everything into a black hole for some fun.