You Don't Understand Bitcoin because you think Money is real!
Read this brilliant post on Medium today here is the crux of it
U.S. dollars are not backed by anything other than the faith of the fools who accept it as payment and of other fools who agree in turn to accept it as payment from them. The main difference is that, for the moment at least, the illusion, in the case of dollars, is more widely and more fiercely believed.
Read more of the article here on Medium