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Men's Pearls of Wisdom:-

1. When i was born, i was given a choice - A big d*** or a good memory. I don't remember what i choose
2. My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
3. A wife is a sex object, everytime you ask for sex she objects
4. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me - "Don't" and "Stop" unless they are used together
5. I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small
6. What's an Australian kiss? The same as a French kiss only down under
7. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Ans:- Breast don't have eyes