These are so funny. I had a guy once who I messed around with for a couple weeks. It was kind of funny seeing how mad he got when I wouldn't answer his questions, or when I answered his questions with questions, or when I sent him on a wild goose chase at a fake bank with a fake account number, and then corrected it, with an obviously fake number again. Then I attached a photoshopped advertisement for a free toaster, saying how I was supposed to get my free toaster with the new bank account he had told me to open, and why didn't he make sure I got it....it was so funny how he got all confused about the toaster. I seriously will never forget that. It was a little mean on my part, but I loved every minute. I'm not gunna lie.